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So, I’ve had this cough for over a month now. Just about six or seven weeks…

I think I’m going to start telling people that I’m dying from consumption. That’s a nice, Victorian way to die, right?

 

…but, in the meantime, I guess I still have to write this query letter… and since my “satellite internet” is unable to function properly any time it’s cloudy, that means I’m in for a looong, boring sit at the computer.

 

Ugh.

Can’t I just cough myself to death in peace,

without having to do all this extra work?

 

Guess not.

A survey to commemorate another night wherein I didn’t want to homework.

 

 

 

 

A guy/girl comes up to you and says ‘hey baby, whats your name?’

What about it? That’s a grammatically incomplete question… but, if you’re asking what I would DO if such a thing happened… well, let’s just say that I hope I don’t have anything in my mouth that I could choke on in disbelief.

 

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

My drink.

 

What does your last instant message say? who’s it from?

Instant message… I haven’t been on lately.

 

The last song you listened to?

Something by 38th Parallel. I forget the title.

 

If you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what song would you play?

What a horrible situation to put me in. I couldn’t do anything mean… I’d ask their loved ones what they thought the deceased would want me to play.

 

Where are/is your best friend(s) right now?

Tennessee.

 

What did you do yesterday?

Edit video…

 

Pick a scar on your body, how’d you get it?

Hmm… I have this white dot on my wrist that looks like a scar, but honestly, I’m not sure what it is or how I got it. It just appeared one day… I must have been kidnapped by aliens!

 

What teacher have you hated most and why?

Tough question… very tough…

 

What do you want to do when you get out of high school/college?

To be a DJ and write books.

 

What are your animals names?

Timmy.

 

What do you think really happened to Steve from blue’s clues?

He went to college. Everyone knows that!

 

Last time you were dumped?

Never. I’ve been friend-dumped though. I hope Mike is happy. I hope he’s very satisfied with his life and the fact that he threw away a perfectly good friend over something stupid.

 

Who’s your most religious friend?

Iono.

 

Who do you trust with your life?

Iono…

 

If you could change your name to anything what would it be?

Reeser.

 

What’s the best compliment someone could give you?

No idea.

 

What do you hate most about your school?

Too far a commute… blegh. Wish I didn’t have to do it…

 

How often do you curse?

I only curse in my writing… i.e. stories and/or poems.

 

Last time you took a plane where was it to?

Home. It was pretty and blue out because it was getting dark… I’m glad I have this one song on my iPod because it’s perfect for looking out at clouds from a plane…

 

What’s the first thing you would do with five million bucks?

Tithe. Pay loans. Buy a car.

 

How would you confront someone you know was going to do physical harm to a friend?

With police backup.

 

What’s the next thing you’ll spend money on?

Soda.

 

What’s one toy you remember having in the 90’s?

My stuffed black lab, Bingo. Poor Bingo… I wonder where he is now…

 

If you had a son what would you name him?

I don’t know (no, that is NOT what I’d name him).

 

Look through the nearest window, what do you see?

Dark.

 

What’s your mousepad look like?

A black lab and a brown… poor Bingo.

 

Who’s someone you drifted from that you miss?

Katy. Aaron.

 

Which of your friends do you argue with most?

Mmm… good question.

 

What nationalities are you?

American. Cherokee. English. Irish. German. Dutch.

 

What’s your dream job?

I already answered this!

 

Who’s the last person that you felt was stalking you?

You.

 

If you could have any car what would it be?

One that works.

 

What’s your favorite breakfast food?

Iono.

 

Last time you cried in school, what was the reason?

Ooh… I can’t recall.

 

If you had to live somewhere else where would it be?

Memphis. At least I have some friends there.

 

What’s the last four numbers of your phone number?

Thinking about calling me? I think not…

 

How many hours did you sleep for last night?

Buddy, your grammar is terrible. I have no idea how long I was asleep last night.

 

Where will your next car ride be to?

School.

 

If you could live in any tv show what would it be?

Iono.

 

Where do you remember your childhood being spent?

In my room, reading and drawing. And in that Catholic school where people made fun of me.

 

 

What a cheery end to that survey. Thanks a lot, question asker.

 

 

End.

Reeser

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reeser: *growls at the potato person*

Chris S: *doesn’t like being a potato person*

Reeser: Mr Potatohead! ^_^

Chris: *teleports to some kind of alternate dimension where I’m not a potato person*

Chris: *returns*

Reeser: But… in returning, didn’t you go back to your potato-like state? o.O

Chris: No… that’s how alternate dimensions work. You just don’t understand!

Reeser: Idaho is a potato like state.

Chris: Randomness.