Is anyone in the room that you are in and if so, tell them I said hi:
Somehow, I don’t think my brother will care.
Think about the last person you saw. How did you meet them, what was the first physical contact you’ve had with them:
My brother? Well, I probably met him at a hospital after he was born, and my parents probably made me pat his head really nice.
My trashcans keep flying all over the yard when it’s windy and the cans are empty. What do you suggest to keep them in one spot?:
Is your sound on your computer/PC on? And if so, do you ever turn it off?:
Yes. Not really.
Do you have any trash around you?
What was the name of the last person who cut/trimmed/shaved your hair/head?:
When was the last time you were in a backseat of a car? Why not the front? Why weren’t YOU driving?:
Yesterday. Because Chris’s dad was driving and we sat in back.
Do you know your neighbors? Do you like them and vice versa?
Umm… we sort of know each other.
Do you hang out with smokers? What do you think when they light one up?:
I don’t have friends that smoke.
Do you know how to install anything (computer programs, windows, doorknobs, cribs, etc)? Don’t be shady, what can you install?:
Follow the instructions…
What skill are you happy you get paid for?:
I never get paid. Ever.
I’ve been meaning to ask you this… Am I the only one who drives in the winter without heat only to preserve gas?:
I don’t drive.
Who would you like to see on Dr. Phil?:
Does he still have a show? I’ve never seen it.
Is your shoulder comfortable for someone to rest their head on?:
Maybe. People do it often enough.
You found an adorable puppy and you’re broke and struggling. Same day, you’re offered $500,000 cash from a stranger to take that puppy off your hands (since you don’t have money to take care of it) so he could feed it to his shark. What do you do?:
I would NOT give the puppy to that guy because he is probably nuts…
Can you sell someone something? Meaning, if they said no, do you have the ability to manipulate to get the answer you want?:
Not so much, but I can talk people into taking samples.
Does coffee or OJ wake you up better in the AM? If none, what do you do to wake yourself up?:
Mmm… good question.
Quick! The first person of the opposite sex to pop in your head (other than a spouse or significant other).
Do you have any intention of communicating with this person again any time soon?:
What would it be like to work with this person?:
What was your last conversation about with this person?:
Probably something murderous.
Where did you last go?:
Is there a business that you think you’d do a better job keeping up and run than the managers who are running it now?:
Pretend your pregnant (or your woman is). Who would cut the umbilical cord?:
Ugh… like I want to think about that kind of thing.
We have all played a video game before. Have you ever achieved anything big when you played it?:
What do you constantly run out of? (excluding gas and cigarettes):
Is your house run by any rodents (squirrels, ants, mice, etc)?:
Since when are ants rodents???
How many clocks do you think one household should hold?:
Lots and lots.
Do you have a fire drill for your house or do you just assume everyone is older and would know what to do if there happened to be one?:
Yeah… um… we just hope we don’t all die.
If you passed out and a paramedic found your cell phone but no license, what name in the contacts should they think to contact to get your information and let them know you’re in danger?:
Mom or Dad.
Do you feel you love some people and assume they know and therefore don’t say it that much to them?:
How would you feel if you were in a crowded parking lot and running from something and had no choice but to hide underneath a random car, would something in you be fearful that someone might get in that car your under and start it up and drive you over?:
No. If the something I’m running from is that bad, it’ll chase the other person.
Haha, did you even understand the previous question?:
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word ‘relax’?:
A band member or famous singer that you’re not too fond of but don’t hear much of, shows up at your front door for no reason but to make friendly conversation and spend the day with a kind person (you). How do you react?:
…yeah…um…at least this will get me out of class.
You’re sitting in your front steps and it’s REAL late at night. A huge escaped gorilla comes running down your street, fast and quiet and in your direction. What do you do first?:
Has a cop ever pulled a gun on you? Wow, tell me about your story – it has happened to me, too.:
No. You’re weird.
When you’re out in a high-security place (bank, airport, etc), do you feel like you’re always being watched? Cause you are. I hate that feeling. You never know if someone is video-taping you or watching your every move, along with the strangers around you. How does that make you feel?:
I don’t care. I’m not doing anything wrong.
Man Thighs are the nastiest things ever on a human body, in my opinion. What is your opinion?:
…you spend a lot of time thinking about really weird things.
How would you do if you took someone else’s child to the beach?:
I wouldn’t. I hate sand and water.
Do you understand that there’s always a chance you could be paralyzed this time tomorrow?:
Wow. Thanks for reminding me.
What was your last telephone conversation about?:
About accidentally leaving my cell phone at Chris’s house.
Ok, this survey is over. Wanna rate it?:
This survey was weird.
“Scream into the darkness.
The voices lie with sweet words
Those words are reality.
Taking the heart from me
Turn into a creature of rage
When I scream into the darkness.
Get trapped by the chains
And smoke fills my lungs
I’m going to choke and die
On those lies.
But I scream into the darkness.
Feel the red mist falling
Don’t know why I shouldn’t die
Except that I can hear You calling…”