Evene if you don’t read my boring, time-wasting surveys, you should read the conversation at the end of this post. It amused me. Maybe it will amuse you, too, right? 😀
Are you strong enough for this survey?
Heck yes I am!
When is the last time you had butterflies?
Er…it’s been a while.
Ever taken a picture kissing somebody?
Are you someone who is an ass because you’re so honest?
What’s your opinion on “no sex before marriage”?
Was your last kiss perfect?
How often do you give out second chances?
Mmm…often, but sometimes there’s no other choice. Like with family. I have to see them every day, so I can’t really not interact with them.
Do you have any new pictures?
Ever wanted to never give up on someone?
Be honest, ever listened to Aaron Carter?
*gags* Not by choice, no.
What about, “My Life Would Suck Without You” by Kelly Clarkson?
I didn’t know it existed until this moment.
Ever had your heart broken?
Maybe. I don’t know.
How is your mood?
Three hours ago, were you touching a person of the opposite sex?
Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
Project 86 concert at the Newport.
Does the song you’re currently listening to remind you of anyone special?
Have you ever run over an animal?
No, because I CAN”T DRIVE!
Anyway, that was a really short survey, so I added another one on to give me more time-wasting fun! 😀
Here is survey No. 2…
Do you have neat writing?
It’s just sloppy enough to be interesting. I am going to have famous-person handwriting someday.
How do you dot your i’s?
I don’t dot them. They are little lines.
Are you right- or left-handed?
Is your writing pretty small or large?
Do you print or cursive write more?
It’s a mixture, but mostly cursive…and that is all based on a prof I had who said that people were using cursive less and less—I decided to go against the majority so I could be special.
Do you ever get compliments on your handwriting?
Sometimes, but I always assume those people don’t know what they are saying—or that they can see my handwriting is going to be famous someday! 😀
Do you prefer to write something out on paper or do you just print it from your computer?
If I want to memorize it, I handwrite it. If it requires a lot of thinking, I type.
Do you have a favourite comedian?
Tell a random joke:
Um, no. I do situational humor, not “jokes.” Those are beyond me.
Have you ever peed your pants from laughing so hard?
I was very young…you’d have done it, too.
Who is the funniest person you know?
Hmm…Brandon tells some really funny stories.
Do you think pranks are fun or just immature?
Depends on the nature of the prank.
Have you ever laughed at something that wasn’t meant to be funny?
Yeeeeees, I have.
Are you one of those people who hates themselves in photos?
I hate myself at all times…
Just kidding! I don’t like photos…because, for some reason, it always surprises me to see my own face not in a mirror.
Ever burned a picture you didn’t like?
Ripped them into little pieces, maybe…
Do you have an album of your baby pictures?
Mum has it.
Do you collect pictures from Xanga sites?
No, that’s stealing.
Where do you store all the pictures you have online?
Do you like to make scrapbooks? If you haven’t, would you like to?
NO! Too boring!
How many rooms are in your house?
Do you have a dishwasher?
Is there a TV in your parent’s room?
How long have you been living there?
About 5 years.
Where do you usually hang out while at home?
My room or the compy room.
How many people live with you?
Do you have a big backyard?
Can you handle a lot of blood?
Like…seeing it? Drinking it? Wrestling it to the ground? o.O
It depends…but generally, no, I don’t like it.
Where was the last place you cut yourself?
Do you enjoy gory movies?
No. Not unless the gore is justified by the overarching, awesome plot.
Do you know anyone with Diabetes?
Have you ever had to take care of a friend who was bleeding a lot?
Do you know how to make fake blood?
Food colouring, corn syrup…what else?
Which is your favourite magazine?
Do you get subscriptions or do you buy them in-store?
How likely are you to be influenced by an advertisement you see in a magazine?
Ads, no. Stories…now and then.
Ever used magazines to make collages or other art projects?
When I was in jr. high.
Do you enjoy smelling perfume samples in magazines?
Uh, there are no perfume samples in the HM (Hard Music) magazine. There just aren’t.
Which would you rather read, a music or sports magazines?
Do you know the difference between nationality and heritage?
*blink blink* Er…sorta?
If so, what is your nationality?
Amewican! (no, I am not Wiccan, I was just saying it with a childlike cadence just in case I am wrong and my answer makes me look like an IDIOT!)
Can people easily tell your nationality from the way you look?
Heh heh heh…they could, but sometimes they get thrown off by how I SOUND. If I go around talking British, I tend to be asked where I’m from…
Do people often mistake you for a different nationality?
Are your parents the same nationality as you? Grandparents?
If you could be any other nationality, which would you choose?
Are you proud of where you’re from?
No because everyone hates us! *tear tear tear* It’s not my fault I was born in America, or that I’m white…so stop acting like these things make me a bad person! I am wonderful…and I don’t usually believe it, so that means I’m wonderful AND that I don’t have a big ego.
What time is it now?
Did you just read from a digital or analog clock?
Do you wear a watch often?
Are all the clocks in your house minutes too fast or slow?
Mmm…my iHome is fast, my parents’ bathroom clock is fast, and the atomic clocks are typically accurate…
Do you own a clock that makes a certain sound at the hour?
Thankfully not. I’d go crazy.
Chris: So, what is this about a bat?
Reeser: There was a bat upstairs with us last night. No idea where it disappeared to. (pause) I think we should name it.
Chris: Hmm. Let’s call it Marcus!
Reeser: Marcus the bat? *shrug* Eh.
Chris: What do you think?
Reeser: Heh. *smirk* Think we should call it Ashton.
Chris: No! Ugh! That bat was Ashton Nyte! He’s out to get you. He was all like, ‘Ha! Chris, I’ll just annoy you and watch your girlfriend sleep…’
Reeser: Oh, yeah. He heard all those mean things you’ve been saying about him, and now he’s out to ruin your vacation. I’ll be bitten and you’ll have to tie me up and drive an hour into the city for me to get rabies shots…
Chris: I’ll get you, Ashton Nyte! *glowers* Wasn’t your brother going to put it [the bat] in the microwave if he caught it? That would be a good way to get rid of Ashton…
Reeser: Chris! You can’t microwave the bat! Ashton or not, I won’t let you. It’s not nice.
Chris: Yeah, yeah…
Chris: I caught the bat and let it go outside.
Reeser: Oh. That’s good.
Chris: It was making squeaky noises…I didn’t know bats made sounds that people could hear.
Reeser: *amused* Well…they do.
Chris: *all smiles and shiny eyes* I want a pet bat now. It was so cute!
Reeser: That’s good. Earlier you were all hating on the bat and going to microwave it if you caught it.
Chris: *remembers* That’s right! It was Ashton Nyte as a bat! I totally forgot!
Chris: I’m so mad that I let him go! He needed a talking to.
Reeser: Well, if he comes back, I’ll let him know that he’s cute and you wanted to keep him as a pet.
Chris: (annoyed) You know what…