I could spit fire.
I just might…
I really hope my university is making a mistake, or there’s gonna be trouble.
For my doppelganger…
Oh yes… I have one, apparently.
What troublesome things they truly are.
I’m really too distressed to do my homework right now, but I have to do it.
We’ll see what a furious,
sort of Reeser can accomplish.
“Sir, I read those verses in Titus, and I’m not a Cretin… I am lazy though. Well, and I’m kind of a glutton sometimes… but I’m not cruel! So I guess I’m only a halfway Cretin. Wow. I am lazy, I’m not even being a good Cretin!”